Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific is my name
Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainericious brain.
The blainerific. so-so-so terrific!
I'm fa-fa-famous! Famous!
This is so against [bad word]  Does Chris think we're a bunch of [bad word]  This ain't no Sunday School! Miss thing up there's a rating's jewel
The Blainerific! M-M-Make me si-ick!
I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundrend two eat... i'm quite specific.
She's Blainerific! So-so horrific.
I'm fa-fa-famou...
who's that girl again?
WHAT?? who am i? Who am I?!? who are you?? 
I'm the host of the puppy Bachelorette! I was nominadet for a Gemmie award. I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt!
It's a fact and scietific that I'm still Blainerific!
She's not so famous. Turns out she's not so famous!