Here's an open letter for a treausre of a girl!
Thats me!
Who's behavior on the show always makes me hurl!
That?
She's a nasty fake blonde schemer,who calls herself youre host! And without the help of her entourage her job would be toast! (hey!)
Hey! hey.... 
She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's somethig she can't stand!
She's just of full of you-know-that she has to double flush  the can!
Hey!
I eat a lot of fiber!
She's bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four and one size eight, so when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost weight!
Hey!
She's not gal you think she is, so let me tell you, plainly.
There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!
Hey!
she's a phony scheming weasle-nose and her real name isn't Blaineley!
She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley-y! 
It's Mildred! (hey!)

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Вот открытое письмо для сокровищной девицы!
Это я!
Чьё поведение на шоу бросает меня в дрожь!
Что!?
Она мерзкая фальш-блондинка-интригантка, которая называет саму себя "Ты хозяйка!" и без помощи других работа будет сухоой!
Эй! Эй.....
Она говорит "Мне нравятся твои брюки!" Но, сама может что-то скрыть