I was a man, 
You were a woman, 
And we were guests at the Romano Inn, 
We were in town on the name of business, 
But the pleasure was about to begin, 
We pushed our way past the karaoke singers 
And past the midgets and the ladies in leather, 
I bought the drinks and you bought the money, now, 
And we bought ourselves a little time together 
 
Don’t tell me your secrets, 
Don’t tell me your lies, 
Just make me an offer, 
Cut me down to size, 
Don’t tell me your name, 
Don’t tell me where you’re from, 
Say "Goodnight”, crazy lady, 
My work here is done, 
My work here is done 
 
I wrapped you up in an American flag, 
Put you in the corner and forced you to sing, 
We were underdressed for the occasion, 
Nobody was wearing anything, 
Now, mama, don’t let your baby 
Grow up to be another businessman, 
Take away his credit card before he can use it now, 
And save his soul as fast as you can 
 
Don’t give me your number, 
Don’t give me your card, 
Just sing me to sleep, 
And drive away in your car, 
Put this sheet over me 
And cover up my head 
Say "Goodnight”, crazy lady, 
Your baby’s dead, 
Your baby’s dead 
 
I was hired, 
You were hired, 
We were hired, 
I was fired, 
You were fired,
We were fired, 
We were permanently retired, 
Retired, 
How can I be expected to work under these conditions? 
 
Don’t tell me your secrets, 
Don’t tell me your lies, 
Just make me an offer, 
Cut me down to size, 
Don’t tell me your secrets, 
Don’t tell me your lies, 
Just make me an offer, 
Cut me down to size, 
[Say "Goodnight”] 
Don’t tell me your secrets, 
[Say "Goodnight”, crazy lady] 
Don’t tell me your lies, 
[Your baby’s dead] 
Just make me an offer, 
[Say "Goodnight”, crazy lady] 
Cut me down to size, 
[Your baby’s dead] 
Don’t tell me your secrets, 
[Say "Goodnight”, crazy lady] 
Don’t tell me your lies, 
[Your baby’s dead] 
Just make me an offer, 
[Say "Goodnight”, crazy lady] 
Cut me down to size
[Say "Goodnight”]