MC:  All right, Christians, how are you feeling tonight?
Fans:  Praise Jesus! Praise him! My Lord! 
MC:  Let's keep this salvation train going with the hot band, Sanctified!
Stage Hand: That's Faith + 1.
MC:  Uh. Uh apparently there's been a change.
  Give it up for ... Faith + 1!

Cartman: You know, Jesus? I've been thinking a lot about you lately and,
  well, that's why I wrote this song.

  I love you, Jesus. I want you to walk with me
  I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby!
  You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
  What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby!

  Your love... is my life!
  You know when I'm without you, there's a black hole in my life! Oo-ohhh!
  I wanna believe.
  It's all right, 'cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to
  Save me! Jee...sus...bay-by!