Canadians: Ding dong, they caught Saddam! Merry Christmas to the world!
  Ding dong, the Americans caught Saddam!

  Now Canada is free for you and you and me
  It's the best Christmas presents we ever got
  Canadian Christmas, it's the best!
  We drink and dance and show our [bad word] #33;
  Let's celebrate! Saddam Hussein's been caught! 

Stan:  Oh well. Maybe we'll get to have a Christmas adventure next year.