Verse 1
You, you're beautiful / On your pedestal / I see you, you don't see me...
I just too young...
Or just too dumb...
Or maybe just too [bad word] 
And I'm wearin' my flannel and thinkin' of you...
I lace up my boots and I'm thinkin' of you.
I write letters and letters, they never get answered by you-ou!
I'm moosing down donuts and thinking of you... / I watch "Reality Bites," I'm thinkin' of you / That movie's so [bad word] but all I can do is say....
(Creepy whispers) P.S. I love you.
Verse 2
The law can't stop my love...
I'll fit you like a glove...
Restraining orders don't scare me...
The lawyers at the [bad word] ..
Made me promise to say...
(Quickly) That the views expressed in this song do not necessarily reflect the views of Dominant Records or any of its subsidiaries...
I'm totally a slacker and I don't even care / With my curling 'zines and my faraway stare / But deep down inside, yeah, deep down inside I'm dying...
I'm trapped in a cage of the tears I cry...
I'm praying to God, but she doesn't reply
Even the robot says --
(Robot voice) Move on...
(Screaming) I'M TRYING!!!
(Creepy whispers) P.S. I love you.
Bridge
(Whispers) Why can't you see me?
We could be so happy together 
Capitalism 
I love to watch you sleep
You look so peaceful when you sleep
Verse 3
I'll never move on, it'll always be you!
Every guy that I'm with, I'll be thinking of you...
Even if I get married, he'll always be second to you...
He'll always be second to you...
I'll always be waiting for you!
(Creepy whispers) P.S. I love you…