Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the Universe! But bad news everyone–’cause guess who! Hah! Except you lot—all whizzing about, it’s very distracting. Could you all just stay still for a minute, because I. am. TALKING! Now, question of the hour is, Who’s got the Pandorica? Answer: I do—next question, [bad word] to take it from [bad word] on—look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a [bad word] oh and something else, I don’t have anything to lose—so, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all of your silly little guns and you’ve got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way, remember every black day I ever stopped you and then—AND THEN—do the smart thing: let somebody else try first.