Hi, Ichibante bouno tsukaite, aoi supatsu haite ganbanze.
Ah, metabolic na karada muchiuchi, kyoumo yattande.
Yah, demo ka~hanshin no guard ga zenzen garaaki sukiari i~mine.
Omatani [bad word] nyoibou dattara jishinwa andakedona~, hehe.
Yi er san si!
Washino tokugiwa hiwo hakukotona~nosa.
Gennyuwa koutou kakeini eikyou, hiwo hakuttenomo taihennanoyo.
Ji~shin kaminari kaji nyoubou, na~, ka~chan kozukai agete kureyo.
Kyoumo hatarake kazokuno tameni, [bad word] Yoga Fire! 
Nicchuu mondai seijouka, ii [bad word] kanhuu!
Yaa, orewa kusari-tsukai, Yaa kusari kusari kussari.
Kusariga sukide jibunde jibunwo sibacchimau kurainandaze.
Esuka emukato kikaretanaraba sokutou simasyou, DO MU.
Ah, itsuno hinika sibarare teena, biinasu rabumii cheeen.
Oi, Yaranaika?
Dare nimo makenai chikai, gyuutto muuneno katasumide dakishimete.
Chotto, kyaara settei kabuttendakedo, doonatten noyo kapukon. [bad word] derunara kakugowa [bad word]  konamiwo namenaide.
Tenshin amaguri uuroncha, ii [bad word] kanhuu!
Sorawo tobe, sorawo tobe, chikyuuno juuryoku shikatode sorawo tobe.
Migite tsukidashi karada taoseba, [bad word] urutoraman sebun.
Goddomanmo zoonmo chaajimanmo supaidaama mo me ja ne.
Shiroi pantaron hiiroono akashi, kibamiga medatsunda.
Kakutou geemuno paionia, ii [bad word] kanhuu!

English lyrics:
Hi! I'm the first one! master with the bang wearing blue tights let's go do this! With my metabolic state, I'm going to give you quite a beating today! But I don't guard the lower half of my body, a blind spot I wasn't prepared for! Maybe if I attach myself to [bad word] Jingu Bang I can be self-confident in that extent, ha ha!

One two three four (Chinese way of counting)

My specialty is fire breathing!
With the cost of oil rising and its effect on our finances, makes it hard for me to breathe out fire... Earthquakes, thunders, fires wives and giving up your allowance to momma! Today I'll work for the sake of my family. Tomorrow It'll be my yoga fire!

Normalizing problems between China and Japan, Yie Ar Kung Fu!

Yeah I'm the one who uses chains! Yeah, Chains, Chains, Chains! I like using chains and getting [bad word] bound by them. Asking for some S&M, my chains are quick to respond because they want to D*O*M.
One of these days I want to get bound by a Venus Love Me Chain.
Hey, wanna go do it?

I took an oath to never be defeated by anyone.
In the corner I hold onto this tightly to my chest. Wait! I'm the one who established this character, what happened to that, [bad word] ! I was already prepared for anything, don't underestimate me Konami! 

Tianjin Ganli with Wulong Cha, Yie Ar Kung-Fu!

Soar to the skies (x2), ignoring Earth's gravity by flying over the skies! My right hand knocks you down with a frontal [bad word] like Ultraman, Ultraman Seven.
Godman, Zone, Chargeman and Spiderman all got nothing on me, my white pantaloons, my proof as a hero, is turning kind of yellow. The pioneer of hand-to-hand fighting games, Yie Ar Kung-Fu! YEAH!