Tears roll down,
Leave 'em there on my shoulder,
They'll scream and shout,
but don't believe what they tell ya.

It's your birthday,
So I wrote you a love song,
I know you would have melted,
If I hadn't got your name wrong.

Think you deserve somebody else,
someone who doesn't let you down,
but I hate being by myself,
so please don't leave me now,
my friends they know that I'm alright
they understand my twisted head,
thought this could be our final fight,
but then she said...

You're a natural disaster,
but this isn't over
Catastrophic Casanova
you're mine and I love ya
you don't need me to tell ya,
that I'm here to help ya
Catastrophic Casanova
you're mine and I love ya,

I bought you flowers,
Daffodils and roses,
they've been dead for hours,
I didn't even notice
We said ten past eight
for [bad word] in Soho
but my train was late
and I forgot to charge my phone.

I think you deserve somebody else,
someone who doesn't let you down,
but I hate being by myself,
so please don't leave me now,
my friends they know that I'm alright
they understand my twisted head,
thought this could be our final fight,
but then she said...

You're a natural disaster,
but this isn't over
Catastrophic Casanova
you're mine and I love ya
you don't need me to tell ya,
that I'm here to help ya
Catastrophic Casanova,
you're mine and I love ya

You're mine and I love ya

Oh, you're mine and I love ya