IL MUTO/POOR FOOL, HE MAKES ME LAUGH 

CONFIDANTE: 
They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame! 

1ST FOP: 
His Lordship sure would die of shock! 

2ND FOP: 
His Lordship is a laughing-stock! 

CONFIDANTE: 
Should he suspect her, God protect her! 

ALL THREE: 
Shame! Shame! Shame! 
This faithless lady's bound for Hades! 
Shame! Shame! Shame! 

COUNTESS: 
Serafimo, your disguise is perfect. Why, who can this be? 

DON ATTILIO: 
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband. 

My love, I am called to England on affairs of State, 
And must leave you with your new maid. 
Though I'd gladly take the maid with me. 

COUNTESS: 
The old fool's leaving! 

Serafimo! Away with this pretense! 
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence! 
Poor fool, he makes me laugh! 
Time I tried to get a better better half! 

COUNTESS AND [bad word]  
Poor fool, he doesn't know! 
If he knew the [bad word] hed never ever go! 

PHANTOM: 
Did I not [bad word] that Box Five was to be kept empty? 

MEG: 
He's here, the Phantom of the Opera 

CHRISTINE: 
It's him! 

CARLOTTA: 
Your part is silent, little toad! 

PHANTOM: 
toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad! 

CARLOTTA: 
Serafimo! Away with this pretense! 
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my... Croak! 
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!... Croak! Croak! 

FIRMIN: 
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes time, 
When the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Daaй. 

ANDRE: 
Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera. 

RAOUL: 
Are you all right? 

CHRISTINE: 
Raoul, we're not safe here. 

FIRMIN: 
Ladies and gentlemen, please! Remain in your seats! Do not panic! 
It's simply an accident, an accident!