Superchunk — Never Too Young To Smoke

The famous indie bands are finding their feet,
Makes you want to dance right on your seat.
Young love and a stone-washed Stussy shirt.
He wants to [bad word]  she wants to flirt.

Punk rock craze, the hottest thing going.
Don't look now, but your Winstons are showing.
Punk rock craze, the hottest thing going.
Don't look now...

Retun the plaque,
Give the title back.
The test of time
Is not a test.
It is the rest,
And you are what's left.
And you will be nothing sooner,
You will be nothing sooner,
You will be nothing sooner,
Sooner than me.

Join our pit, surf our crowd.
Here's a pamphlet to show you how.
Bad bands, worse jokes,
But you're never too young to smoke.

Everybody nods their heads,
I'd rather be at home in bed.
But you're never too young to smoke,
No, you're never too young...