"What's your favorite scary movie?"

[Em] Yo, Slim Shady!
[R5] Yo, Royce 5-9
[Em] Y'all wanna make a movie?
[R5] What..
[Em] We got the film right here

[Royce]
What?
Yeah I'm one of them pretty rappers
Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya
King of Detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard [bad word] into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with
experts, Bad and Evil [bad word] soon
MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
This [bad word] is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin (what?)
Leavin all of you cats [bad word] kittens
I gotta diss you, my niggaz be [bad word] pistols
Shot and split you, [bad word] splittin the profits with you (what?)
Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
Clicks with [bad word]  [bad word] niggaz stink with [bad word] (what?)
Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
Speak darts; yo you get paid? Rhymin about it is the sweet part
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Five Nine, a street [bad word] with deep feelin (what?)
I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?) [bad word] rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts [bad word] that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at [bad word] that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls
I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?)
Split y'all, holla, "It's on!" Then I diss y'all
All of y'all niggaz get [bad word] on claimin you [bad word] off
 [bad word]  Eminem and Royce (repeat 2X)

Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie? [bad word] in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it

[Eminem]
The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
so fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed for [bad word]  I'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this, and you better inhale
Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone!)
Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!)
with three spokes stickin out of my pant leg [bad word] a headache, give me a migraine
Damnit I like pain (AHH!)
and you should be anywhere that MIC AIN'T
You rap knowin you wack
You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps
then I'm throwin you back up em
If they don't like the track, [bad word] em
The rap [bad word] em harder then gettin hit by a Mack [bad word] and then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man!)
I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
I'm free-fallin feet first out of a [bad word] tree
to stampede your chest till you can't breathe
And when I'm down to my last breath
I'ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the last step
and still have half left
 [bad word] 
[Em] Bad.. the bad..
[R5] Uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo..
[Em] The evil
[R5] Take the evil with the evil
[Em] Put em together
[R5] What? Nine-nine
[Em] Two times.. Slim Shady.. Royce the Five Nine