I stand accused of talking
But I feel that we are falling
In the same old groove
The radio is playing
Spitting out the same old news 
It's time to get up, get out
Get out into something new
Time to get up, get out
Out into something new 
Everybody wants somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams
Everybody wants somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams 
If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night
If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night
If I was a politician, make sure I wear a fancy neck tie
If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night 
The poor man ires the rich man
Denigrates his poverty
The rich man ires the poor man
And envies his simplicity 
Everybody wants somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams 
If I was a movie star, five million dollars would be my price
If I was a [bad word]  I'd drive for seven days and seven lonely
nights
If I was a [bad word]  I would never miss the beat
If I was a dancer, y'all would never see my feet
If I was a hooker, a thousand dollars would be my price, all
right
If I was a candidate for President, I'd make sure I had a
steady wife
If I was a millionaire, I'd spend all my money in one crazy
night 
I am what I am
I am my own boss
I am what I am
My dreams can't be bought
Yeah, I said now I tear across the dollar
Just to end this day with you
Yeah, I am what I am
I am my own boss
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams
Everybody want somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams