It’s a pity,
I think about you.

It’s a pity,
You could be here.

It’s a pity,
I don’t mind if I’m there.

I want to be clear,
I would have to move everything in here or there.

I know when things are [bad word] but, lately, I have nothing to do.
Governor Cuomo said that he would allow each of us to have fifteen grams of cannabis; that should be more than enough when I’m with you.

I do so love it when I start to walk around and say “Hey babe, I have my [bad word] happy feet on .” 
You could look at me as if to say; why are you being that way?
I would see the question in your face and I would say:
“How about when George Walker Bush suggested we could guard China’s nuclear weapons for them?”
Before you could say anything, I would explain that I could be a weapons inspector with a metal shell laptop.
I would drive through China and ask to see facilities; if I was denied access, I would tap, tap on the mouse pad and carry out a drone strike.

You could look at me and ask if he was the person that wrote ‘Mr. Bogangles’?

Anything would be better with me than to just sit here and drink coffee, year after year.

‘I'm Here Just to Drink Coffee’
MPK 2013