The little kid [bad word] on the big kids porch
He thinks he's amazing [bad word] of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a [bad word] delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake [bad word] 
Collagen rock

One of those bands got legs like you
And one of them got the stare
But one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare

Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a [bad word] delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake [bad word] 
Collagen rock

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

Collagen rock