There’s an awful lot of hoopla
Around the iphone 4 antenna
When you grip it with the death grip
And you’re call slips away
The media loves a failure
In a string of success
The facts won’t ever matter
If they can make bigger messes
Sure i can make it happen
But in terms of daily usage
I’ve yet to drop a call
So this whole [bad word] thing is stupid
And you can call me a fan-boy
I’ve been called worse things
But gizmodo just ridiculous
Pulling their anti-apple strings
You bought a stolen prototype
Get over it and move on
Or hey even better
Let’s all sing this song
It goes!
If you don’t want an iPhone
Don’t buy it
And you don’t like it
Bring it back.
If you don’t want an iPhone
Don’t buy it
And you don’t like it
Bring it back.
If you don’t want an iPhone
Don’t buy it
And you don’t like it
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Back to the Apple Store
But you know, you won’t!