mario
hey, kuppa, kimi tte sa [bad word] ze
piichi no koto wa mou akiramenayo

bowser
oainiku-sama sou wa ikanee tte koto sa
ore-sama koso kanojo no destiny

peach
futari-tomo ne oyame ni natte
kagami wo yoku goran nasai

mario & bowser
sore wa iwanee tte hanashi da ze
datte otoko wa haato de shoubu

[ RANDOM MOONSPEAK BETWEEN MARIO AND BOWSER HERE ]

bowser
my sweetest peach girl, [bad word] n da ze
wakaranakerya mata rachi kankin

mario
inochi kakete ubaikaesu kedo
kimi no kokoro wa ubaenai no

peach
futari-tomo ii kagen ni [bad word] 
dare ni kuchi wo [bad word] no

mario & bowser
tsundere na toko mo miryoku-teki
sou otoko wa haato de shoubu

[ LOL BORDERLINE H-GAME!PEACH SCENES HERE ]

luigi
chotto matte ohitori owasure janai desu ka [bad word] sanjou omatase
--e nani nani nani gomen gomen gomen

bowser
ky!ky! naa kuuki yome [bad word] 

mario
choushi [bad word] to maji fumitsubusu zo

peach
kinoko yaro wa hitori de kekkou
baataa no kuse ni namaiki ne

mario & bowser [bad word] dake wa chuu no ke dakedo

mario
ne otoko wa haato de shou--

bowser
otoko wa haato de shou--

peach
otoko wa kao de shoubu

aa, yatto owatta [bad word] ne dou yo kore kara ippai iku ka a, suimasen, kyou chotto are ga kore de kou nande a, sakan de nee, kondo shoukai [bad word] yo cho-cho-cho, kore maiku kirarenai'su yo ee maji de? yabee! Thanks to all who let me use this song and sprites