sekai de ichiban ohimesama
 sou iu atsukai kokoro ete yo ne 

 sono ichi
 itsumo to chigau kamigata ni kiga-tsuku koto
 sono ni
 chanto kutsu made [bad word] koto, ii ne?
 sono san
 watashi no hitokoto ni wa mittsu no kotoba de henji [bad word] koto
 wakattara migite ga [bad word] nano wo
 nantoka [bad word] 

 betsu ni wagamama nante itte nai n dakara
 kimi ni kokoro kara omotte hoshii no
 kawaii tte 

 sekai de ichiban ohimesama
 ki ga tsuite nee nee
 [bad word] nante rongai yo
 watashi wo dare da to [bad word] no?
 mou nandaka amaimono ga tabetai!
 ima sugu ni yo

 ichigo no notta SHORTCAKE
 kodawari tamago no [bad word] PURIN
 minna, minna gaman shimasu...
 wagamama na ko dato omowanai de
 watashi datte yareba [bad word] mon
 ato de koukai [bad word] wa yo
 touzen desu! datte watashi wa

 sekai de ichiban ohimesama
 chanto mitete yone
 dokoka ni icchau yo?
 fui ni dakishimerareta
 kyuu ni sonna! eh?
 [bad word] abunai yo"
 sou itte soppo muku kimi
 ...kocchi no ga abunai wa yo