So I'm sitting on the couch holding the remote
Flipping channels, I'm a rebel eating a bowl
Of them [bad word] Pebbles, [bad word] Pebbles, [bad word] Pebbles
How gangsta is that? (huh?) Not gangsta at all?
Aw you judging me dog? Please! You shop at the mall!
Me? I shop at boutiques, limited quantity sneaks
Where do these quantities be? Maybe they all on my feet.
But I don't get it though, about year ago you said my gear was wack, [bad word] now my gear is dope? I guess it goes full circle like a Cheerio,
Cause you rocking what I was rocking like a year ago!
You said my chain was lame then you go and get a rope?
You clown jokesters pose for poser posters.
Told you when I woke up hold it like holsters
And Stop! While I fold the rest of my clothes up
Love the hypocrites hating until you make it
Wack swagga jackers but my steez ain't for the taking.
 [bad word] ]
 [bad word] you still playing sega?) I'm cooler than that guy
(No red monkeys with the bapesters?) I'm cooler than that guy
(What you riding on that bike for?) I'm cooler than that guy
(does that belt say star wars?) I'm cooler than that guy.
(Why your jeans ain't sagging?) I'm cooler than that guy.
(You ain't smoking on the dro cuz?) I'm cooler than that guy.
(Where your stunna shades at dog?) I'm cooler than that guy.
(Man ya'll niggas ain't got no buzz) I'm cooler than those guys.

[Verse 2:]
I'm in the crib Saturday night with my Sega that's right
Playing a game of that Street Fighter, Street Fighter, Street Fighter.
I guess that makes you think you cooler than me
But any girl you can pull I can pull 'em with ease.
Like the letter after not ecstacy. It's easy to me yes, yes indeed.
It's hard to believe, but swallow it.
So much game I that I could put it in a bottle and sell it to lames.
And getting graphics in ya fade was fresh in the day
But it was jacked by the losers I'm bout too say [bad word] it and,
Grow a jerry curl, wear a diaper like cupid or something else stupid,
And see if people do it and if they do it then that proves it
People are just losers and they'll anything if someone cool do it,
But they won't do it first so I guess they not cool
And it's the end of the verse so I'm chucking that deuce.