Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word] tonight
Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word] tonight
Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word] in here

Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered [bad word] or maybe we'll get laid, too
Booze on your breath always makes girls horny [bad word] on boys, let's chug a few

Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word] tonight
Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word]  oh yeah

People pouring in the front door
Most of them I've never seen in my life
I hear the sound of windows breaking
Who just lit the couch on fire

Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word] tonight
Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word] tonight

And if [bad word] here
Don't forget to have yourself a beer

There's two girls throwin' up in the bathroom
good friend holds your hair back when ya puke
Tonight's the night so grab your whatever
Lift your something
Here's a toast to you

We're all gonna get [bad word] Oh, we're all gonna get [bad word] Oh wait, we're already... [bad word] 
Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word] tonight
Everybody's [bad word] Everybody's [bad word]  hoorah!

Fa la la la la la la

(Uh, actually, I'm not [bad word]  At all. No.
I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time... [bad word] )
(Hey man, be careful)
(Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face! It'll be funny)
(Hey, I don't feel so good)
(There is no trash can)