I'm a person just like you

But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and [bad word] my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white [bad word] up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need
I've got the straight edge!

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a [bad word] I've got the straight edge!