Stoker is a boy in blue 
and he must be the worst 
He's a copper! 
Stoker someday he'll get you 
but you won't be the first 
he's a copper 
he's a police constable 
that makes us feel [bad word] 
he's a copper no more football in the street or neckin with your girlfriend
Stoker's on the beat again... 
 [bad word] ] 
He's a Bobby he's a joker 
he's a Bobby we want dead 
he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker 
why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead? 

Stoker loves to see a fight 
he really goes to town 
he's a copper 
Stoker's smiling with delight 
he's took somebody down 
he's a copper 
he'll prove you guilty in the court 
you'll wish that you had never fought
 a copper don't cry or shout 
or scream or yell 
there's nothing you can do when Stoker's in the cell with you 
 [bad word] ] 
He's a Bobby he's a joker 
he's a Bobby we want dead 
he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker 
why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead?  

The United Team supporters 
have invaded the pitch 
that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so 
he finds his talky switch 
I need some help down here boys 
there's punks and skinheads too 
and we all hate P.C. Stoker & 
we hate the boys in blue. 

Stoker's rather fed up coz 
there's no one else to nick 
he's a copper 
someone soon will kick his head in 
just you wait n'see 
it needs somebody tough 
coz we've all had enough 
yes it needs somebody tough 
but I think it won't be me 
 [bad word] ] 
He's a Bobby he's a joker 
he's a Bobby we want dead 
he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker 
why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead?