Ay you know my favorite white boy right...
I.. I owe you for this one 

[Eminem]

They think they crazy But they ain't crazy lets face it
Sh.t basically they just playin sick They ain't [bad word] they ain't sayin sh.t Spray umh 50 (gun shots) to K get in the way
I bring Dre and them wit me 
And turn this day into fuc.in mayhem 
You stayin wit me 
Don't let me lose you I'm not tryin to confuse you
When I let lose wit this oozee 
And just shoot through you Izuzu 
You get the message I gettin through to you 
You know [bad word] 
You motherfuc.ers dont even kno do you 
Take some BIG and some PAC
And you mix them up in a pot 
Sprinkle a little bit 
Yellow Top What the fuc. do you got?
You got the realest and illest killers 
Tied up in a knot The Jebanauds of this rap sh.t 
Like it or not it's like a fight to the top To see who die for the spot 
You put your life in this 
Nothin like survivng a shot 
Y'all know what time it is Soon as 50 signs on this dot 
Sh.t what you know about death threats
Cause I get alot Shady Records was 80 seconds
Away from the towers Them cowards fuc.ed with the wrong building 
They meant to hit ours Better evacuate all children Their
Nuclear showers theres nothin spookier Your now about to witness the power 
Fu.k umh!

[50 cent]

The Lords blessing left me lyrically incline (uh huh)
 [bad word] I aint even got to try to shine 
God's a seamstress who tailorfitted my pain I got scribtures in my brain (ay It's 50)
You see a [bad word] laid out Wit his fuc.in top blown off
(It's 50, Man that was'nt 50) They don't holla my name
You should'nt throw stones if you live in a glass house
And if you got a glass jaw 
You should watch your mouth
Cause I'll break your face
Have you [bad [bad word] Mumbling to the check 
Your going against me dogg You makin a mistake I split yo lip 
You lookin like them Michael Jack-Son 
Jackets Wit all them zippers I'm the boss on this boat
You can call me Skipper The way I turn the money over
You should call me Flipper Your [bad word] a regular [bad word] 
Your callin her Wifey I fuc.ed her feed her fast food
You keepin' her Icee I'm down to sell records
But not my soul Snoop said this in '94
"We don't love them ho's" I got pennies for my dogs
Now I'm rich See the 20's spinnin' Lookin mean on the 6
 [bad word] #39;s wearin flags Cause the colors match they clothes
The get caught in the wrong hood God Da.n
Nix gonna hit a [bad word] in his head with this one 
I'm a paint the city red with this one I'm ahead with this one
See you fuc.ing with the boy with two toys way before Christmas 
No assistance just that persistance with
 [bad word] if I don't get it somebody gonna die tonight 
I know my vibe is tight and I deserve the throne 
and if the kid ain't right then let me die on this song
See I be riding just riding alone
With my daddy on my mind like you gotta be kidding 
How the [bad word] you ain't here to see a prince do his thing somtimes 
I wanna drop a tear but no emotions from a king Shall be 
So I be who I be That's me
That's Weezy Baby and Please say the mother fuc.ing
So I be who I be that's me That's Weezy Baby and
Please say the mother fuc.ing (Hook) 
Baby you gotta know
I'm just out here doing what I gotta do for me and you
and we eating so [bad word] why the fu.k is you trippin'
I'm taking these chances 
My head to the sky
My feet on the ground
My fingers to the judge if the money don't move 
Then I won't budge won't budge
No I won't budge no Lord Money is the motivation
Facing the avenueBack touching the wall
Got the weed got the gun
 [bad word] when I hear the bird call (Dad) 
Hop in that thing and merk off Swerve off
You know me they call me birdman junior
Anybody murderer if Birdm