[DAD]
Yeah
This one goes out to all you minivan families out there.
Sienna SE…in the house.

[MOM]
Where my mother,fathers at?

[DAD]
Where my kids at?

[MOM AND DAD]
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?

[DAD]
No, seriously honey where are the kids?

[MOM]
They’re right there, see?

[DAD]
Oh, cool beans.

[VERSE DAD]
I roll hard through the streets and the cul-de-sacs,
Proud parent of an honor roll student, Jack.
I got a swing in the front, a tree house in the back,
My #1 Dad mug says, Yeah, Im the Mack.

[VERSE MOM]
I’m the world’s best nurse when my kids get sick,
I make a mean gel-mold, I perfected my tricks,
Back when I used to party as a college chick.
Now I’m [bad word] to their play dates lookin’ all slick…
 [bad word] 
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It’s the Swagger Wagon,
I got the pride in my ride.
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It’s the Swagger Wagon.

[VERSE DAD]
Check it…
I love hangin’ with my daughter sippin’ tea, keep my pinky up,
All the drawings on my fridge sport an A+.
I’m an awesome parent, (Right!) and it’s apparent, [bad word] )
And in this house there’s no mother/father swearin’.

[VERSE MOM]
Straight owning bake sales with my cupcake skills,
I’m better with the money, so I handle the bills,
And I always buy in bulk, ain’t afraid of no spills.
Every Mother’s Day proves…I’m kind of a big deal.

[Daughter]
Mommy, I need to go potty.

[Toilet Flushes]

Bring the beat back, ’cause, yo, I got more to say,
You know I’m always front and center at the school play.
I kiss their boo-boos, clean doggie doo-doos,
Cut the [bad word] off of PB&Js, chill the Yoo-hoos.

[VERSE DAD]
Singin’ “Farmer in the Dell” in perfect harmony,
When I’m rollin’ with my posse in the HOV.
We rock the SE, not an SUV,
And it’s [bad word]  if I were you, I’d be jealous of me…
 [bad word] 
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It’s the Swagger Wagon,
I got the pride in my ride.
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It’s the Swagger Wagon.

(Rollin Rollin)