Oato ga Yoroshikutte... yo! (исполнитель: Joshiraku OP)
O-ato ga mata yoroshikute O-saki mae mo yoroshiku ne (chin-ton-chin-ton-shan chin-ton-chin-ton-shan jounai manjou iyoo!) Nazotoki DOKIDOKI shinan shikake ga ARIARI desu [bad word] onayami wa sugoroku? sai wo futte (hai hai) ICHI demo ROKU demo NAIN (sookai?) ICHI kake BACHIka de SAIN (sookai!) hanashi no tsugari ga miemasen ne Oya omoshiroku narisouna yokan wa (oya-oya desu) me no sakkaku desu ka iya sore demo kamawanai... Hai, minna, mawattee! (yaa!) Omote no ura [bad word] (wao!) dondengaeshi mo yoshi yoshi (YOI YOI) "O-saki ni ikou?" "Saa douzo!" (hoi!) O-saki mo mae mo yoroshiku ne Urabutai ga harebutai de (wao!) mudauchibanashi mo yoka yoka (YOI YOI) O-ato ga mata yoroshikute (hoi!) o-saki mashirogi gokuraku da gokuraku da gokuraku da arayotto gokuraku joudo ringu (chin-ton-chin-ton-shan chin-ton-chin-ton-shan jounai souzen iyoo!) Tenugui [bad word] miman sensu de BATA-BATA shimasu joshikatsu odoroki no takoage? itokutte ICHI kara JUU wo [bad word] tori (nanjai?) ICHInan wa satte mata jinan (nanjai!) katari no myakuraku wa irimasen ne Ara subarashiku kokesouna yochou ni (ara-ara desu) hoho ga [bad word] shidai demo sore nara tanoshikute... Sa, minna, warattee! (oo!) Higashi no nishi [bad word] (wao! inishie mo ima mo yoshi yoshi (YOI YOI) "Dare da omae?" "Saa dare da!" (hoi!) Atena wa tate ni yoroshiku ne Nishi kara hi ga higashi ni ochi (wao!) murijii goraku mo yoka yoka (YOI YOI) O-ato ga mata yoroshikute (hoi!) o-cha no atsusa ni horechatta Oya omoshiroku narisouna yokan wa (oya-oya desu) me no sakkaku [bad word] iya sore demo kamawanai... Hai, minna, mawattee! (yaa!) Omote no ura [bad word] (wao!) dondengaeshi mo yoshi yoshi (YOI YOI) "O-saki ni ikou?" "Saa douzo!" (hoi!) O-saki mo mae mo yoroshiku ne Urabutai ga harebutai de (wao!) mudauchibanashi mo yoka yoka (YOI YOI) O-ato ga mata yoroshikute (hoi!) o-saki mashirogi gokuraku da gokuraku da gokuraku da arayotto o-cha nonda atsukatta atsukatta horechatta gokuraku joudo ringu (chin-ton-chin-ton-shan chin-ton-chin-ton-shan jounai bakushou iyoo!)