What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He'd do sound cows and a triple relux
wearin a blindfold

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grisly bears
he used his magical fire breath
and saved the maidens fair

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure hed kick an [bad word] or two
thats what Brian Boitano'd do

When Brian Boitano travelled in time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
and saved us all again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Koopla Kahn
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take [bad word] from anybody



I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kryluk
He came to Earth to save us all
from more than we can suck

My didilo didili didilay!
Brian Boitano's here!
So round the fire all you lads
but dont you have no beer!
 [bad word] over here my honey
And i'll take off my pants
And im gonna make sweet love to you
cos thats what Brian Boitano'd do

cos thats what Brian Boitano'd do!