I’ve moved on and found a new, 
And she’s so much better than you,
I got a taste for the darker side,
And now I’m dating in the afterlife,
And I know we will never part,
She drove that stake right through my heart,
I can’t explain this feeling I feel,
I got my very own Barbara Steele.

To who ever this may concern,
I have left you never to return,
Yours sincerely the one you’re thinking of, 
From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love.

I’m sorry things turned out like this,
But I love the way we kiss,
Honeymoon is where we rot,
Holding hands down in Salem’s Lot,
And I knew that this was love,
From the moment she drank my blood,
She’s my [bad word] [bad word] 
perfect scream queen through and through.

To who ever this may concern,
I have left you never to return,
Yours sincerely the one you’re thinking of, 
From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love.

She is everything I want she’s the one,
I told you that you’d miss me when I’m gone,
The tears won’t bring me back 'cause blood is thicker than water,
Now I can rest in peace I found the devil’s daughter.

From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love,
From Transylvania with love.