Killer girlfriend
You'll love her till the end
burning [bad word] through your veins
She'll steal your heart
And eat your brains

Yeah my girlfriend doesn't talk much but I love her pretty face
She never plays hard to get although she always loves a chase
She showed such sweet affection when my Hamster brett went missing
N' it's passionate and y how she bites me when we're kissing

Sometimes it can be difficult 'cause my girlfriends such a flirt
And I had to buy her perfume 'cause she always smells of dirt
She wants to take things slowly, I learnt the other day
When I told her 'I love you' and she replied with (bleurgh)

Her eyes are like a constellation twinkling in the dark
She gives me little love bites, 'cause she likes to leave her mark
She's not just pretty outside, she's a princess underneath
But an animal in the bedroom, she likes to use her teeth

I think it's cool you've found a girl that doesn't think you suck
And let's be honest found a girl I'd also like to [bad word] But I need to tell you something that I don't know how to say
Stef I think it's obvious your girlfriend here is [bad word]