Written by Zachary Hock and Lyndsay Plasaj. Performed by me, Rosie May!

By the way, if you're not a religious Tumblrer, you probably won't get the full enjoyment... the moral of that story is, get Tumblin'!

Our tumblrs: prozac34, chillynds & singingtomatthew

Lyrics:

You've probably never met me 
And I know why, I spend all of my time in the house online. 
When I'm hanging out with friends I'd much rather be 
Posting lots of stuff and getting tumblarity

Oh, wait....

Follow me 
Yeah, my blog is alright 
I'll make you on the dash all night. 
But if you want to leave 
I can guarantee 
I'll troll your ask and call the cyber police

Not newsworthy like thedailywh.at 
But I'm a beast at posting photos with helvetica 
My blog is awesome 
And that's well known 
But nobody [bad word] me 
Forever alone

Reblog it....

Follow me 
My blog is alright 
I'll make you on the dash all night. 
And if you want to leave 
I can guarantee 
You'll never get any stickers from me.

*Whistle Solo*

10 followers 
but one is my mom 
She asked me out to the tumblr prom. 
She won't unfollow, she can't take a hint 
She says I need more pics [bad word] Grint.

Follow me 
Yeah, my blog is alright 
I'll make you on the dash all night. 
But if you're 43 
And your name's Judy 
Please MOM just stop following me!

Four for you Glen Coco, 
Half of us are high, THIS! I CAN'T EVEN! OMG I JUST DIED 
I know you like my posts so go ahead and click 
This is madness, this is Sparta! No, this is Patrick!

We're tumblin'

Follow me, 
My blogs are alright 
I'll make you on the dash all night. 
I know it's time to sleep 
But someone messaged me. 
I think I might just need therapy.

Reblog it....

Follow me 
Yeah, my blog is alright 
I'll make you on the dash all night. 
And if you don't believe 
That I'm so funny 
Just wait for my next post to finish uploading.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—-ollow me 
Yeah, my blog is alright 
I'll make you on the dash all night. 
And if you want to leave 
I can guarantee 
You won't find another blog like me