Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC 
Didn't get to bed last night 
On the way the paper bag was on my knee 
Man I had a dreadful flight 

 [bad word] 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boy 
Back in the U.S.S.R. 

Been away so long I hardly knew the place 
Gee it's good to be back home 
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case 
Honey disconnect the phone 

 [bad word] 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boy 
Back in the U.S., Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Bridge:
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out 
They leave the West behind 
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout 
That Georgia's always on my mind. 

 [bad word] 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boys 
Back in the U.S.S.R. 

Bridge:
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out 
They leave the West behind 
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout 
That Georgia's always on my mind.

 [bad word] 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boys 
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south 
Take me to your daddy's farm 
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out  [bad word] and keep [bad word] warm. 

 [bad word] 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boys 
Back in the U.S.S.R.