Muhammad my friend
It's time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem
And on that fateful day
When she was [bad word] She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea
By her side

It's sweet... sweet... sweet...
It used to be so sweet to me, well.

Muhammad my friend
I'm getting very scared
Teach me how to love my brothers
Who don't know the law
And what about the deal on the flying trapeze
Got a peanut butter hand
But honey do drop in at the
Dew Drop Inn

I said sweet... sweet... sweet... between the boys and the bees.
It's sweet-sweet-sweet, sweet... sweet... yes,
Between the boys and the bees.

And Moses I know
I know you've seen fire
But you've never seen fire
Until you've seen Pele blow
And I've never seen light
But I sure have seen gold
And Gladys save the place for me
On your grapevine
Till I get my own TV Show

Ashre ashre ashre ashre
And if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the tidal wave
I got a place in the [bad word] robe
Muhammad my friend
It's time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem