When my parent's out of town I get all my buddies 'round
Say we're gonna have a party tonight
And if you're daddy's got the [bad word] then [bad word] and pick you up
And anyone who wants [bad word] for a ride
And if you wanna help me drink there's some bottles by the sink
There'll be twenty thousand people inside
You know that everybody likes to party on a Saturday night

We've got every girl in school in the deep end of the pool
If you wanna take a dip bring your [bad word] When we start to dim the lights gotta find the girl you like
And you'd better hope she's already [bad word] And if somebody's feeling sick get them in the garden quick
'Cause we don't want them to spoil the fun
You know that everybody wants to party on a Saturday night

We're waking everyone asleep
When we start to party in the street
We want the neighbours [bad word] 'cause the music's driving them insane

And if it's going to your head get behind the garden shed 
That's where everybody goes to get laid
Or if you want another beer then there’s plenty in the rear
No one here to check if you'ree underage
And if you think you’re having fun then the party’s just begun
And anyone who leaves will wish that they stayed
You know that everybody likes to party on a Saturday night

We're waking everyone asleep
When we start to party in the street
We want the neighbours [bad word] 'cause our music's driving them insane

When my [bad word] back home
I say we've been all alone but we don't know how the mess got this bad
I'll be grounded for a while
All I have to do is smile and get a little talk from my dad
The next time they're away all my buddies can stay
We'll do our best to drive the neighbourhood mad
You know that everybody likes to party on a Saturday
Everybody wants to party on a Saturday
Everybody loves to party on a Saturday night