Im the guy who sits next to you

And reads the newspaper over your shoulder

Wait

Dont turn the page

Im not finished

Life is so uncertain

Here I am

Yes its me

Take my hand

And youll see

Here I am

Yes its [bad word] 

All I want

Girl is you

Given that [bad word] intellectual and [bad word] 

Are at the very least difficult

If not impossible [bad word] by

We could always opt for the more temporal gratification

Of sheer physical attraction

That wouldnt make you a shallow person

Would it

Here I am

Yes its me

Take my hand

And youll see

Here I am

Yes its [bad word] 

All I want

Girl is you

If ford is to chevrolet

What dodge is to chrysler

What corn flakes are to post toasties

What the clear blue sky is to the deep blue sea

What hank williams is to neil armstrong

Can you doubt we were made for each other

Here I am

Yes its me

Take my hand

And youll see

Here I am

Yes its [bad word] 

All I want

Girl is you

Look

I understand too little too late

I realize there are things you say and do

You can never take back

But what would you be if you didnt even try

You have to try

So after a lot of thought

Id like to reconsider

Please

If its not too late

Make it a cheeseburger

Here I am

Yes its me

Take my hand

And youll see

Here I am

Yes its [bad word] 

All I want

Girl is you