When I was a little filly and 
The sun was going down 
The darkness and the shadows, they 
Would always make me frown 
I'd hide under my pillow 
From what I thought I saw 
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way 
To deal with fears at all 
She said: Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall 
Learn to face your fears 
You'll see that they can't hurt you 
Just laugh to make them disappear 

Ha! Ha! Ha! 

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly 
Crack up at the creepy 
Whoop it up with the weepy 
Chortle at the kooky 
Snortle at the spooky 

And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another [bad word] and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...