[It’s easy when you’re sorry and you’re lonely]
I knew a girl that spied on her boyfriend
In case he might miss and fall, he just might miss and fall.
She said: “It’s not that I don’t [bad word] him,
I’ve just got to be sure, I’ve just got to be sure.”

I know this kid that signed himself into a gymn,
His pals keep nagging him about his chicken chest.
“Well, you’ll never get a girl that way,
You’ve got to pump up.”

What if love isn’t only about,
And if love isn’t only about two people in love with themselves, honey?
What if love isn’t only about,
And if love isn’t only about two people involved with themselves, oh yeah

[It’s easy when you’re sorry and you’re lonely]
Tom goes to law school, his father wants him to.
“You’ve got to make me proud, son, you’ve got to fill me in,
You’ve got to, you’ve got to live the life I’ve never lived.”

Julie’s got a baby, now no one invites her to party,
Kids are too incovenient these days.
Julie don’t care, she don’t miss anything.

‘Cause if love isn’t only about,
And if love isn’t only about two people involved with themselves, honey?
What if love isn’t only about,
And if love isn’t only about two people in love with themselves, oh oh oh

Row, row, row down the river,
Row, row, row down the road, (9x)