You might say that we will pull the shortest straw
You might say we can’t resist your moral law
You might say our characters are full of flaws
You might say that in the end we’ll surely gnaw

And I confess that what we do is not so nice
And I confess that all this evil has its price
And I confess our characters are full of vice
And I confess our power-hunger isn’t wise

But admit this velvet cloak looks good on me
But admit I turn you on to a high degree
But admit my long blond hair is nice to see
Just admit I’m irresistibly y

I’m too y for my robes
I’m too y for this skull-shaped mask
I’m too y for the DADA-job
Imperio - KISS ME!

Evil - is so [bad word] y
Evil - is hot
Evil - is so [bad word] y
Evil - hot as [bad word] 
You might say that [bad word] and love are on your side
You might say that might isn’t necessarily right
You might say we do things that cannot bear the light
You might say [bad word] [bad word] from inside

But ain’t it [bad word] that you’re just jealous of our looks
But ain’t it [bad word] you’re charmed by our angles and our hooks
But ain’t it [bad word] we’re hotter than the heroes of the books
But ain’t it [bad word] that all the pretty boys are crooks

I’m too y for my cane
I’m too y for my skull-tattoo
I’m too y for Azkaban
Imperio - KISS ME!

Evil - is so [bad word] y
Evil - is hot
Evil - is so [bad word] y
Evil - hot as [bad word]