Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
I have a story to tell you, of one's slow decline
When a girl yanked on the strings to break this man's heart

Oh lord I think I deserve a little better than this
I think I've earned it
So I'll just keep humming this song and hope you follow

Turn me over, roll me 'round
To find the [bad word] that I don't want found
Oh, don't believe everything you hear
I'm the snake waiting for you, dear
And eventually [bad word] to me
I know you will

Oh, I know you will

You're lipstick crazy, I'll make my pass
The drink turns over, the glass smashed
And with a kindness and my smarts I replaced your pleasure
With a friend at the bottom

Turn me over, roll me 'round
To find the [bad word] that I don't want found
Oh, don't believe everything you hear
I'm the snake waiting for you, dear
And eventually [bad word] to me
I know you will

Oh, it's my fate to be your biggest mistake
Oh, I tell you all you want to hear until you sleep
I know you will

Oh, goodnight
Oh, goodnight, fair lady

Oh, turn me over, roll me 'round
To find the [bad word] that I don't want found
Oh, don't believe everything you hear
I'm the snake waiting for you, dear
And eventually [bad word] to me
And eventually [bad word] to me

Oh, we can agree to disagree
Well maybe that was you, then, and now this is me
Eventually [bad word] to me, baby
I know you wil