Once upon a time
before i was insane 
i dated this disney guy
Joe Jonas was his name 
but he broke up with me
"You're just way too creepy
plus i found someone else his name's Mickey"
so i wrote song
about his stupid [bad word] then found this guy named John
but that was over fast
"If you don't marry me
i will pull out your teeth"
"You're totally crazy"
"no" 
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"maybe"
he hit me with his guitar
and he said that
"we are thaough"
"just you wait until i write a song about you"
then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal [bad word] and was obsessed right away