My [bad word] cost a late night fee 
Your [bad word] got the HIV 
My [bad word] plays on the double feature screen 
Your [bad word] went straight to DVD 

My [bad word] bigger than a bridge 
Your [bad word] look like a little kids 
My [bad [bad word] like the chargers (the whole team) 
Your [bad word] look like you fourteen 

My [bad word] locked in a cage (right) 
Your [bad word] suffer from stage fright 
My [bad word] so hot its stolen 
Your [bad word] look like Gary Coleman 

My [bad word] pink and big 
Your [bad word] stinks like [bad word] 
My [bad word] got a caesar doo, 
Your [bad word] needs a tweezer dude 

My [bad word] is like supersize 
Your [bad word] look like two fries 
My [bad word] more mass than the Earth 
Your [bad word] half staff (it needs work) 

My [bad word] been there done that 
Your [bad word] sits there with dunce cap 
My [bad word]  V.I.P. 
Your [bad word] needs I.D. 

[Repeat 2x] 
It's time that we let the world know 
Dude, you gotta let your girl go 
D.S. is the best in the business 
P.s. we got [bad word] like Jesus 

My [bad word] need no introduction 
Your [bad word] don't even function 
My [bad word] served a whole lunch-in 
Your [bad word]  it look like a munchkin 

My [bad word] size of a pumpkin 
Your [bad word] look like Macaulay Culkin 
My [bad word] good good lovin' 
Your [bad word] good for nothin' 

My [bad word] bench pressed 350 
Your [bad word] couldn’t shoplift at thrifty 
My [bad word] pretty [bad word] skimpy 
Your [bad word] hungry as a hippy 

My [bad word] don't fit down the chimney 
Your [bad word] is like a kid from the Philippines 
My [bad word] is like an M16 
Your [bad word]  broken vending machine 

My [bad word] parts the seas 
Your [bad word] farts and quiefs 
My [bad [bad word] in the jungle 
Your [bad word] got touched by your uncle 

My [bad word] goes to yoga 
Your [bad word] [bad word] roll up 
My [bad word] grade a beef 
Your [bad word] may-day geek 

My [bad word] sick and dangerous 
Your [bad word] quick and painless 
My [bad word] 'nuff said. 
Your [bad word] loves sweat 

[Repeat 2x] 
It's time that we let the world know 
Dude, you gotta let your girl go 
D.S. is the best in the business 
P.s. we got [bad word] like Jesus