Our [bad word] ain't the girl she used to be,
The Yanks have surely carried her away,
Although [bad word] from Wigan by the sea,
You'd think that she was born in U.S.A.

Oh, she's very fond of Spam, and she's always shouting, "Scram"
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee
And she talks in her sleep about her boyfriend's jeep,
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee.

Woodbines she used to smoke, now she thinks that they're a joke,
With a Camel in her mouth she's very swanky.
She drinks whisky, gin [bad word] and she's always chewing gum, 'cause
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee.

She never mentions 'Ee by gum' no more 
"O.K big boy sez you" you'll hear her say,
Now [bad word] say's she's lots of plans in store
Cause a doughboy's promised taking her away.

And she's told all her mates that she's going to the States,
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee.
She say's she'll make good when she gets to Hollywood
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee

When in her Sunday best with Yankee wings pinned on her breast,
And the stars and stripes embroidered on her hanky
She's wearing Yankee hose and she's talking through her nose,
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee

And she thinks it's grand when they walk out hand in hand,
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee
Hot dogs she loves to eat and have a cuddle in the street,
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee

She don't wait for the dark when she wants to have a lark,
In a bus or a train she does her hanky panky,
And when she argues with her mum she shouts,
"Heh, heh you've had it chum."
Our [bad word] s gone all Yankee

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