Everybody out there [bad word] and tell 
Your homeboys and homegirls it’s time for Kenan and Kel
To keep you laughin’ in the afternoon 
So don’t touch that dial or leave the room, 

‘Coz they’re always into something, 
It’s fun and you don’t wanna miss it 
Its double K like two to get greatness, 
Kenan and Kel— or should I say Kel and Kenan, 
And you gotta watch Kenan ‘coz Kenan be schemin’, 

With a plan or a plot, to make it to the top
But they kinda in the middle ‘coz they’re always gettin’ caught
This ain’t the Hardy Boys or a Nancy Drew mystery, 
It’s just Kenan and Kel in your vicinity, 

Like Siegfried and Roy, 
Abbott and Costello, 
Magic and Kareem or Penn and Teller, 
Somebody’s in trouble? Aw here goes, 
On Nick-ni-nick-nick Ni-nick-nick-nick…