It was late one night when the moon shone bright
I was passing the cemetery
When a bite on the cheek left me feeling weak
That's where I met vampire Mary

When I looked around I was flat on the ground
With a big black thing above me
"Are we gonna get wed or you'll end up dead"
She said "now do you love me?"

Lips are blue, eyes are red
laugh like gurgling water
But I can't resist that passionate kiss
I'm in love with Dracula's Daughter

Well she gave me a peck that left me a wreck
And said "it'll settle Laddie -
And after that we go meet the old bat
You [bad word] and see my daddy"

So we climbed a tree and I said
"Can we please pardon my [bad word] "
Well he gave me a grin and said "My, you're thin -
You could do with a blood transfusion"

Lips are blue, eyes are red
laugh like gurgling water
But I can't resist that passionate kiss
I'm in love with Dracula's Daughter

We were wed in June beneath the yellow moon
And we danced around the campfire
Said Mary to me "When the clock strikes three,
You're a genuine Grade vampire"

Now hear me right, if you're out at [bad word] as fast as your legs will let you
Cos if you [bad word]  I'm telling you son
Mary and I will get you

Lips are blue, eyes are red
laugh like gurgling water
But I can't resist that passionate kiss
I'm in love with Dracula's Daughter