your say your schedule
is too [bad word] you know it's so unreal
why can you see never see
how bad this makes a woman feel
you represent the permanent fool
but now you're found out
may i present
you have the biggest mouth

you're such an [bad word] you think' fantastic
i bet you drive a sports car
probably got a small [bad word] 
well i ain't a dumb ho
made of plastic
i like my cars to go slow
while we're on the subject

you're so obsessed with what is best
& things in magazines
those who've been blessed with massive [bad word] you know it's way too keen
while doing stuff up on your
coffee table made of glass
you represent a world that's sinking fast

you're such an [bad word] you think youíre fantastic
i bet you drive a sports car
probably got a small [bad word] well i ain't a dumb ho
made of plastic
i like my cars to go slow
while we're on the subject

when your water's crystal clear &
you let your anchor down
there's your problem
you're so shallow that you can't
drown yourself

you're such an [bad word] (accept)
you think you're fantastic (know you ain't)
i bet you drive a sports car (won't go in it)
probably got a small [bad word] (i'll bet)
well i ain't a dumb ho (handle it)
made of plastic (stacked deck)
i like my cars to go slow (slackness)
while we're on the subject (lost it)
you're such an [bad word] (accept)
you think you're fantastic (know you ain't)
i bet you drive a sports car (won't go in it)
probably get a small [bad word] (i'll bet)
well i ain't a dumb ho (handle it)
made of plastic (stacked deck)
i like my cars to go slow (slackness)
while we're on the subject (lost it)
you're such an [bad word] (accept)
you think you're fantastic (know you ain't)
i bet you drive a sports car (won't go in it)
probably got a small [bad word] (i'll bet)
well i ain't a dumb ho (handle it)
made of plastic (stacked deck)
i like my cars to go slow (slackness)
while weíre on the subject (lost it)