(Whole song is a [bad word] take of J-Kwons 'Tipsy')

(intro)

(Voice from the original)

Teen drinking is very bad!

(Sway)

But I'm 21 though!

(verse 1)

One, [bad word] the two to the three to the four,
I rolled up to this house party guess what I saw?
Everybody throwing up on the dance floor,
if you can't hold your liquor why you drinking liquor for?
 [bad word] slapper telling me that I should dance more,
she's speaking English like she's got a foriegn passport,
I don't understand what you're saying [bad word] [bad word] 
you need to stand back cos your breath is hardcore!
 [bad word] the three to the two to the eight,
I'm rapping over trash cans and a dodgy bass,
a little alizé and I'm rapping like mace,
if homeboy tripping I think he should tie his lace,
I don't drink beer cos I don't like the taste,
I'm a lightweight supermalt by the case,
I'm getting [bad word] off cos the junkies in the place,
Keep asking me for [bad word]  is it because of my race?

 [bad word] x2)
(J-Kwon)

Everybody in the club getting tipsy!
Everybody in the club getting tipsy!

(Sway)
No! Everybody in the club drink Pepsi!
Everybody in the club drink Pepsi!

(verse 2)

So two, [bad word] the three to the four to the five,
more [bad word] now the place is getting live,
DJ scratching like he's getting rid of lice,
I'm going upstairs just to see what I can find,
a couple of uni students in the bathroom getting high,
they aint writing essays but they keep on doing lines,
some girls getting duracelled by six guys,
theres people outside I think you should shut the blinds!
 [bad word] the four to the three to the two,
my bladder getting heavy gotta take it to the loo,
when I got there what I saw wasn't nice,
somebodies been tossing and they wasn't throwing dice,
disturbed by the sight so I headed back down,
I'm trying to tell this DJ that I rap now,
I gave him the wackest track that I've ever done,
as soon as he put it on everybody sat down

 [bad word] x2)