Used to think that I was doomed to lonliness
That I would die before I'd even been kissed
But something changed today
Let me tell you what the letter says...

"I saw you last night at the Devo show
Where I never thought someone like you would go
'Cos you hang out at the library
You're so brainy and I know you hate me
But when you revise, I'm hypnotised
And baby, baby, it's no lie

Guess what!? I love you!

Baby, please don't turn me down
Just because you heard that I'm [bad word] 
All those hip-chicks that I dated
All turned out to be over-rated
Yeah, it's no fun, they're just too dumb
Let me be on your curriculum!"

Do-do-do-do-do-yeah!