Goin' home, late last night 
Suddenly I got a fright 
Yeah I looked throught the window 
And surprised what I saw 
Fairy with boots on dancin' with a dwarf 
Alright now! 

Fairies wear boots and now you gotta believe me 
Yeah I saw it, I saw it 
I tell you no lie 

Yeah Fairies had boots and you gotta believe me 
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes 
Woah right now! 

So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me 
He said Son, son, you've gone too far 
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do 
Yeah!