I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine
Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine
There's nothing [bad word] bout doing nails and doing hair
Nor nothing [bad word] bout three boys playing [bad word] or dare

That's when my [bad word] vibrated right between my legs
To my surprise it was my phone instead
 [bad word] makes an interception
Grabs my phone out my hand
Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast
 [bad word] our plans

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls
Calling three under average guys
We're [bad word] up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
HEY

NO! I wanna play cluedo with my bro's
NO! I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
NO! I don't wanna Ho I want [bad word] look
When Noah kisses Allie in The Notebook

BOOTY, BOOTY
It's just a booty call
BOOTY, BOOTY
Even if you're boo-tee-full
HEY, HEY
It's just a booty call
HEY, HEY

Now my phones on silent
They still call on private number
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber
Party, I'm in my dressing gownie
While Ashley's making brownies
 [bad word] is in the background-playing twister on his own

 [bad word] YEAH
We're wearing our Jim-Jams
 [bad word] YEAH
We're playing a flute 
 [bad word] YEAH
We're showing our sizes
The [bad word] surprise is
That yours hasn't grown... and then I hear my phone

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls
Calling three under average guys
We're [bad word] up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day HEY

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over confident
Stereotypical cheerleader types
We're [bad word] up and we wanna have fun
You could be the boys we regret when we're done

NO! I wanna play sleeping lions
NO! I'm busy defending Zion
NO! There's no point in calling cuz I'll never respond
The boys and me are getting tips from legally blonde

 [bad word] 

I'm not a booty call; I'm just a normal Boy
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys

We are three boys
Not looking for three girls
My ring tones like a missile
Bringing war to my world

Cheese strings, party rings
Are my favorite things?
Marshmallow with hot chocolate
 [bad word] we're living like kings

NO! I wanna have cheese pepperoni
NO! I wanna play my little pony
NO! I don't wanna Ho I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch Brokeback Mountain

 [bad word]