Tight tee shirt, tight tee shirt,
Tight tee shirt on a little sweet girl
Tight tee shirt, tight tee shirt,
Tight tee shirt on a little sweet girl

Oh I've known my girl for a while
She used to be barely legal
She wants to be a doctor
Or maybe train horses
She bounces back and forth between them
She works for the circus selling cotton candy
Selling people rotten candy
She's got a pistol in her purse
And [bad word] in handy 
When a fellow gets too friendly

Everybody falls in love a few times
I fell in love with her real easy
For a short amount of time that lovely lady was mine
I miss it when she used to kiss me
Her lips so good oh boy they taste like candy
Just like really awesome candy
If she isn't little but she's close as she can be
Like a wax museum of pastry 

That girl is hot she's so hot
That girl is fine she's so fine
How did she get what she got?
She's such a very rare find
I think she might be a witch
The way that she casts her spell
It's [bad word] I really miss her
But I only wish her well

Tight tee shirt, tight tee shirt,
Tight tee shirt on a little sweet girl