I am ebenezer bleezer [bad word] bleezer’s ice-cream store
There are flavors in my freezer
You have never seen before

Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to [bad word] on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list

I’ve got cocoa mocha macaroni
Tapioca smoked boloney
Checkerberry cheddar chew
Chicken cherry honeydew
 [bad word] stewed tomato
Tuna taco baked potato
Lobster litchi lima bean
Mozzarella mangosteen

I am ebenezer bleezer [bad word] bleezer’s ice-cream store
Taste a flavor from my freezer
You will surely ask for more

Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to [bad word] on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list

I’ve got almond ham meringue salami
Yam anchovy [bad word] pastrami
Sassafras souvlaki hash
Sukiyaki succotash

I’ve got butter brickle pepper pickle
Pomegranate pumpernickel
Peach pimento pizza plum
Peanut pumpkin bubblegum
Avocado [bad word] sprout

I’ve got periwinkle sauerkraut
I’ve got broccoli banana bluster
Chocolate chop suey cluster
Cotton candy carrot custard
Cauliflower cola mustard
Onion dumpling double dip
Turnip [bad word] triple flip
Garlic gumbo gravy guava
Lentil lemon liver lava
Orange olive bagel beet
I’ve got watermelon waffle wheat

I am ebenezer bleezer [bad word] bleezer’s ice-cream store
Now taste a flavor from my freezer
You will surely ask for more

Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to [bad word] on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my [bad word] on [bad word] on...
Ebenezer bleezer...