You're so great and you're so neat
Oh, you're the greatest girl that I ever did meet
I liked your "About Me" and your profile song
And then everything went so wrong

I asked you to watch the X-Men films together
And you said you'd rather watch Batman Forever
Oh no! This can't be!
She loves DC
What a stupid [bad word] #33;

I like Marvel and you like DC
You like Batman, I love Wolverine
I've never been in this situation before
It's not an Infinite Crisis, it's a Civil War

You say you prefer the Green Lantern Core
But I'm more of a fan of the Fantastic Four
So go hang out with your Super Friends
And I'll stay home and read my X-Men
I'm sorry, baby, we can't coexist
There's no (???) 'cause that was some stupid [bad word] 

I'm Peter Parker and you're Mary Jane
I'm not Clark Kent, you're not Lois Lane!
You're not! You're a [bad word] #33;

I like Marvel and you like DC
You like Batman, I heart Wolverine
I've never been in this situation before
It's not an Identity Crisis, it's a Secret War

I like Marvel and you like DC
I'm sorry, honey, but you know what that means
I like Marvel and you like DC
I like Marvel, so get the [bad word] away from me